买给老婆ㄉ礼物

　　Three men are sitting at a bar and are discussing what present they
　　bought for their wives.
　　三个男人正在酒吧中讨论他们买给自己老婆的礼物。

　　The first says: "i bought something which goes from 0 to 100
　　in 6 seconds"
　　第一个男人说：「我买了一个可以在六秒内从0到100的东西」

　　The other 2 guys don't know what he's talking about so he
　　reveals "i bought her a nice Porche"
　　另两个男人不知道他指的是什么，所以他揭露答案：
　　「我买给我老婆一台相当不错的...保时捷」

　　The second guy says: "i bought something which goes from 0 to 100
　　in 4 seconds
　　第二个男人也说：「我买了个可以在四秒内从0到100的东西。」
　　"That HAS to be a Ferrari - right? "
　　「那一定是法拉利，对吧？」
　　"Yeah thats right! i bought my wife a nice red Ferrari"
　　答对了！我买给我老婆一台相当棒的红色法拉利」
　　The third one says " i bought my wife something which goes from
　　0 to 100 in just 2 seconds
　　第三个男人开口说：「我买给我老婆一个在两秒内从0-100的东西。」
　　"THAT CAN'T BE - The Ferrari is the fastest car in the world?!"
　　「不可能的！法拉利是世界上最快的车种了！」
　　"Well - it's not a car, but ..."
　　「恩...那不是一台车啦...那是.....」

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　　一台体重计！